The Story of the Scully Box
Expository conversations with David Duchovny’s nipples
HAPPY CROATOAN DAY!
Er…Croatoan Day? Croatoan Week? The timeline given seems to give us from August 1st through August 7th.
I’m not sure WHY we’re celebrating the end of the world, but I’m not sure what else I expected from us.
Anyways, be glad, ecstatic, even! You have not been hit by the extremely contagious Croatoan Virus…or have you?
Stay safe and remember to hoard all that toilet paper! And if you’re down in the dumps and alone as hoards swarm around your home? Well, send me an ask and I’ll make you a ficlet!
I hope you have a spectacular morning, day, afternoon, or night, wherever you may be, and again, Happy Croatoan Day!